Searching for a decent massage in Bangkok - not your typical Happy Ending!

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In the tourist zone of Bangkok, there is a glut of massage parlors – on Sukhumvit Soi 22, there seems to be a storefront massage parlor every three businesses or so. Sometimes two competing massage parlors are even side-by-side.

Many of these massage parlors are kind of seedy, and the rooms they use for body massage are severely lacking in ambiance. In most instances, the rooms are not very private at all – either the walls are very thin or more commonly, adjacent rooms are separated by a mere curtain.

While many of the ladies who work in these establishments can give you an outstanding therapeutic body massage - more often than not – from my experience as a male, I get solicited for extras such as Happy Endings and the like. I cannot really fault them for offering these “extra services’ as the money they receive for ”these extras’ is clear profit for them - they don’t have to share it with the house .

During my recent stay in Bangkok, I decided to go to the very respectable Health Land for massage treatment as opposed to patronizing one of the many local massage parlors located near my hotel. The reasoning behind my choice was very simple – I wanted to avoid solicitations for extras and I preferred a place which had better ambiance than the local massage parlor.

Health Land is very popular with the more affluent residents of Bangkok; however prices are competitive with the “run of the mill” massage parlors that are so numerous in the tourist zone.

Approaching Health Land Spa & Massage (Ekamai Branch) from the street, it looked like a hotel or an upscale medical clinic. Walking into the lobby, there was a large reception counter where customers register with a uniformed lady for one of the various massage treatments. Checking out their spa menu, I opted for a 90 minute Aromatherapy Body Massage. Price was 850 baht (about $26USD). Fairly affordable, in my humble opinion!

All the young ladies at Health Land (massage technicians) have been properly trained in the art of massage and conduct themselves very professionally. There were absolutely no solicitations for extras. In addition, the massage rooms at Health Land are equipped with a proper massage table as well as having the proper feng shui. Some soothing ambient music was piped in while getting the massage.

After the massage, I felt like “a newer man” – considerably less stressed and more relaxed. I liked Health Land so much that I returned there for a follow-up treatment the day before flying home to San Francisco.

Health Land, my verdict? Thumbs up!

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3 Responses to “Searching for a decent massage in Bangkok - not your typical Happy Ending!”

  1. Thomas Says:

    Yeah. I been to Bangkok and had a few sessions of Thai massage there. It only cost me 200 bahts per session. I enjoy it very much.

    Thomas of http://shouldermassage.org/massage/9-simple-shoulder-massage-steps-which-you-can-do-anywhere/

  2. Sharif Says:

    I often visit Bangkok for routine checkup. Beside Hotel Ambassador i went a Massage parlour and contacted 90mi Thai Traditional Massage @BT 250. The girl was good but she was insisting for happy ending but as it was my first time of body massage so i was sheky. Incourse of massge my ending was done without her any effort. The girl was trying to blacmailing to give 500 bath as she done it. Than to escape or for prestige issue i paid 100 bath.

    Next time i went for another massage parlour @200 bath for 90min. When she started she was asking for happy ending but i propossed for 100 bath extra for happy ending, she agreed. but i did’t met with her but paid extra 100 bath and she was good and her massagewas really good.

    Next day i went annies massge parlour for soapy massgeat soi 4.
    selected agood girl @2500 bath. ( 1700 bath for old married girl) She was very cute and friendly. The soapy massge was really fantastic. I have done 2 times and the happy ending in last time was really remarkable. I didnot paid single penny to the girl and she never ever asked for it.
    Annies massge parlour beside Raja Hotel i liked best.

    For treatment massge Bumrungard;s massge centre beside Mike place, Soi 3 fantastic. Real massage therapy.

    Bangkok > maximum massge parlour sex based, special word very important. But it is true thai girl are very good and friendly. In singapore or malysia massge is costly but bangkok, shukumvit are very cheap and competitive.

  3. Lindy Says:

    Industrial places seeking that place where you have to find peace both in your mind and soul. Often find in silence that you can relax and unwinding your thoughts and minds too. But it hard to find that place as of now. Most places is very polluted and full of chaos.
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