Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Conversation about American Pop Culture with a Bangkok Taxi Driver

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Bangkok Traffic
I hopped into a taxi at the BTS station at Thong Lo in Bangkok.
The driver’s name was Sid, a friendly chap in his early 60’s. Sid started the conversation by asking the usual question - “Where are you from?” For most Thai people, this is like saying hello!

I gave Sid my standard ‘where you from answer’ – “I am from many different places”, which of course threw him a bit off balance – as it does to most Thai people - as they don’t know what to make of it.

But being a nice guy, I decided to give Sid a break by adding that I’m originally from San Francisco. Breaking out into a beatific smile, Sid replied - “Oh you’re an American. America good!” Thai people like Americans in the post Bush era!

The conversation drifted into various aspects of American pop culture and history. The conversation went like this:

Sid - I like John F Kennedy.
Me - Oh yeah, Kennedy was a real playboy, had lots of girlfriends.
Sid - I like that

I mentioned that Teddy, the last Kennedy brother, passed on earlier in the year to which Sid replied, “I know”.

Sid - Do you like Edwin Pechuri?
(I really couldn’t figure out what Sid was saying, but it sounded like Edwin Pechuri)
Me – Edwin Pechuri? Who is he?

Sid asked me repeatedly, whether I liked Edwin Pechuri (or something like that), but for the life of me, I really didn’t understand him!

Me - What does this Edwin Pechuri do?
Sid – He’s famous singer.

I thought for a couple for a couple of moments, trying to figure out what Sid was saying and who was this Edwin Pechuri character that he kept referring to. All of a sudden I had a light bulb moment in my brain, and I asked himOh, do you mean Elvis Presley (sounds like Edwin Pechuri)?” Sid smiled and said, “Yeah that’s who I am talking about.”

We both laughed as Sid finally reached my destination and let me out. As I enjoyed the ride and the conversation with Sid, I gave him a tip of 10 baht over the meter fare.

Morale of the story – For most Thai people, speaking English with correct pronunciation is very tricky. On the flip side, I can only imagine, how difficult it is for Thai people to understand me, when I try to speak Thai.
Same, same but different!

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The Story of Mah Jong - Typical Dog of rural Thailand

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Mah JongPhu Lang Ka - Another View
I met Mah Jong and his colleague, Kah Ching at Phu Lang Ka Resort in rural Northern Thailand. They are somewhat typical of dogs of the rural area – average height with short yellow hair and a somewhat stocky build. To be honest with you, the typical Thai dog is somewhat drab in appearance.

Traveling throughout Thailand, I have seen so many look-alikes among the dogs in the countryside – one wonders if they are all related as Thai people don’t believe in getting their dogs fixed and the females have such large litters. As pets, the stereotypical Thai mutt do not cost more than 1 baht – in other words they are free for the asking.

Mah Jong and Kah Ching are not pets of Kevan, the owner of Phu Lang Ka or any of this employees – these Thai pooches belong to some of Kevan’s neighbors. During the height of the tourist seasons which last from November – February, they can be seen hanging around Phu Lang Ka Lodge for most of the day, going from table to table looking for food, eating the many leftovers from the guest’s meals.

Unlike Jah Thep (Kevan’s dog) who is a very civilized, sweet and obedient dog, these mutts are professional freeloaders or moochers. Mah Jong and his cohort do not provide any valuable service to the owner such as extra security i.e.watch dogs nor do they really mingle with the guests like Jah Thep. You’d think that these dogs would at least bark when a stranger approaches – not these mutts!

And when the season is over and the food supply dries up, these pooches disappear and go elsewhere

To be honest with you, I have never seen a better-fed doggie than Mah Jong. On my first night at there, I saw him down the leftovers from a large grilled fish, Thai soup, rice and greens from one table, then he went to another table to devour some more leftovers.

Depending upon how you look at it, I guess Mah Jong and Kah Ching can be considered professional recyclers or seasonal busboys.

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Is Malaysia very tropical?

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Taiping Lake GardensI called my sister from Taiping, a city of 100,000 people in the state of Perak in northwestern Malaysia. Now most people with any sense of geography know that Malaysia is located south of Thailand and the whole country is very tropical, by virtue of being so close to the equator.

Now my sister is not ignorant by any means, having earned a B.A in Sociology from UC Berkeley and having worked as a social worker for a good part of her adult life. Furthermore she has traveled to such diverse tropical places such as Mexico, Hawaii and the Caribbean. Yet I had found it very difficult to refrain from laughing out loud, when my sister innocently asked me “Is it very tropical?

I answered her in rather stern tone “Yes, Taiping is very tropical. It is considered the rainiest city in Peninsular Malaysia.” Excuse me for being such a smart-ass!

Funny thing is that it rained relatively little during my brief five day stay in the Taiping Area. Shortly after I checked into my hotel in downtown Taiping, there was a rather fierce torrential downpour with thunder and lightning which lasted a brief 7 minutes. And I loved every minute of it!.

Outside of this brief deluge, there was only some moderate rainfall - during day three of my stay, there was some steady rain sometime late in the afternoon, and on my departure day, there was some light rainfall throughout the state of Perak. Oh well….

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The hilarious tale of “The Monkeys Must Be Free”

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

The three monkeys of PhraeTraveling in a foreign country, the traveler will most likely experience communication problems, especially when the language and culture is radically different than his own. This is definitely the case with Thailand - even though Thailand is westernized to a degree, it’s language and culture is still very exotic and foreign.

Sometimes it can be very frustrating, and in some cases very hilarious when trying to communicate to a Thai (especially when trying to ask directions), as most Thais speak and understand nitnoy English, and even the most accomplished English speakers are sometimes hard to understand because of their accent and difficulty with pronunciation of certain English words. *

To give you some idea, I will tell you about a hilarious incident of miscommunications that happened to me while I was visiting the city of Phrae in Northern Thailand. I call it the tale of “Monkeys Must Be Free”.

Siamese Big Headed TurtlesI was taking an all day tour of the city. The whole itinerary had been discussed in advance with a gentleman from the regional tourist office and the owner of Phoom Thai Garden Hotel, both of whom spoke fairly good English.

My driver (Let’s call him Lou), who drove a dilapidated songthaew, spoke absolutely no English. Out first stop was Ban Na Tong, a small village located in countryside about 32 KM away from the city. The village offered homestay accommodations and was a sanctuary for the Big Headed Siamese Turtle, an endangered species.

Fortunately, the resident teacher of the village spoke some English and showed me around. Afterwards he asked me if I was going to see the Pet Monkeys? I shook my head and said “No, I’m not interested in seeing any pet monkeys.” I asserted that all monkeys must be free and not be held in captivity. The teacher talked briefly to Lou, my driver, in Thai about the rest of my itinerary shortly before we continued with my touring.

The unusual earth pillars at Phae Muang PhiAfter stopping at a couple of more places, we returned to the Hotel whereupon the owner greeted us. He talked to Lou in Thai for a couple of minutes and turned to me and said “The driver said that the farang (referring to me) was not interested in seeing Pet Monkeys, so he didn’t take me there.”

The owner, who had an excellent command of the English language, laughed out loud and explained to me that Phae Muang Phi referred to an area just 7KM outside the city where there were some unusual earth pillars. The pronunciation of Phae Muang Phi was almost identical to the English pronunciation of pet monkeys - therein lies the source of the misunderstanding. The owner asked me if I still want to go to Phae Muang Phi, to which replied Hell Yeah, so long as the Monkeys are free!

*Farangs who speak Thai with any degree of facility, murder the pronunciation even worse

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The cost of etiquette in THAILAND

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Who was that masked ladyAt last, my long awaited first post from my 42 day Odyssey to Southeast Asia. Many more to follow….

I have a friend by the name of Khun Moongmink from Bangkok whose profession involves translating documents from English to Thai and vice versa. Of all the people in Thailand, Moongmink’s facility with English probably ranks in the top 3%. She has a rather extensive vocabulary and relatively good grammar but like most Thai people she has difficulty with pronunciation.

We were having a conversation the other day in our way back from Khao Yai National Park. I asked her when she was going to visit me in the San Francisco Bay Area. She hesitated a bit before replying to my question by saying:

“What is the cost of etiquette?”

I was a bit startled by her reply, as it had nothing to do with my inquiry about her visiting me. Now, I know my etiquette and good manners are lacking sometimes, but I do not charge people - it always comes free, So I asked her what did she mean by the cost of etiquette to which she repeated again, “What was the cost of etiquette?”

Finally after 3-4 minute of this back and forth conversation, it finally dawned on me what she was trying to say. She was asking me WHAT WAS THE COST OF AIR TICKET? except that her pronunciation of air ticket sounded like etiquette. Laughing out loud, I informed of the subtle difference of pronunciation between the two phrases

In any case, an air ticket to San Francisco will cost a lot money, and etiquette is free!

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Travel Photo of the Week - Thai Pussy Napping (Meow Meow)

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Thai pussycat nappingThis week’s travel photo of the week is appropriately named THAI PUSSY NAPPING. Many of you who have arrived at this blog were expecting to see some naked Thai girl rather than some ordinary Thai pussycat. If so, I am very sorry to have mislead you.

If that’s all you’re interested in, then you can mosey along now (as they say in Twitter). However if you have a genuine interest in Thailand, I’m sure you’ll find lots of provocative (non porn) material and articles on Thailand on this travel blog.

What’s the back-story behind the picture?

While having dinner at Morgan Cafe in the popular beach town of Kai Bae on Koh Chang Island (circa August 2005), I met this particular Meow-Meow. I believe she was the “house pussy” for the restaurant, but I’m not sure. One thing I do know - she sure was a lot better company than most of the THAIgers in the area. Let’s say, she took a particular liking to me! Meow!

Now believe it or not, in Thai language, a cat is called maa-ou (pronounced meow). Strange but true!

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My search for the most eco-friendly beach destination in Thailand

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Coral displayBelieve it or not, my search for the the most eco-friendly beach destination in THAILAND has uncovered a place I haven’t been to yet, and that is Koh Libong! I am sure most travelers have never heard of this relatively obscure island as well.

Koh Libong is the largest island in southern Thailand’s Trang Province. The island is home to a rather substantial colony of Dugongs, a large marine mammal that is closely related to the manatees. These creatures feed on the sea-grass beds that flourish off Koh Libong’s southeast coast. A colony of green turtles are also residents of the island.

Koh Pu-Tingrai beach resortFrom what I have read, there is more of a commitment to an environmentally friendly and sustainable tourism industry in Trang Province than anywhere else in Thailand. The governor of Trang Province has gone on record stating that he wants to avoid the haphazard and reckless tourism development that has ruined other island destinations in Thailand i.e. Phuket, Koh Samui, Koh Phi Phi etc.

In order to protect the natural beauty of the region, the Swedish Government has funded a master plan for sustainable development in Trang Province. In particular, on Koh Libong, Swedish environmentalists and Thai academicians from Bangkok have joined forces in an effort to make the island an ecotourism model for the region.

hermit crabThree small Muslim fishing villages are scattered around the island – the native people in these communities seem to be enlightened about the need for conservation and environmentally friendly practices. The interior is home to rubber plantations and is heavily forested. There are only a handful of small resorts, all located on the west coast of the island. While many small beaches surround the island, there is only one “classical tropical beach” – a 1 KM stretch of golden sand fronted by clear, aquamarine waters.

Since I have never been to Koh Libong, I will have to wait to till I visit this island (and Trang Province), before I can assess the staying power of this sustainable tourism movement. If history teaches us anything, tourism development is usually guided by greed (and the pursuit of the almighty dollar) and has destroyed many an idyllic paradise.

Only time will determine the fate of Koh Libong and other island destinations in Trang Province. I have plans to do some reconnaissance there in 2010!

For your information, over the Christmas Holidays, I plan to visit Ko Lipe, considered by many to be overall, the most beautiful island in Thailand. From what I have read, Koh Lipe is another Island Paradise that’s on the threshold of getting trashed!

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Enjoying the Wildlife in Costa Rica

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Birdwatching and sighting exotic tropical butterflies are two of the most popular pastimes of the many Natural History enthusiasts who visit Costa Rica. From my experience, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to sample the rich diversity of the tropics including the wildlife from the comfort of your own hotel, especially if you’re staying out in the countryside. From your own verandah, chances are you’ll see many species of birds and colorful butterflies, iguanas and the like, and if your hotel is located in a heavily wooded area, you may even be visited by a howler monkey troop. Whoop, whoop…

At night, if you listen carefully you may even hear the chirping of the resident gecko (or two) who lives in your room. Don’t be afraid, they won’t harm you. They earn their room and board by keeping the room free of small insects.

Now if you’re into exotic insects (of the non butterfly variety), you’ll be in “Seventh Heaven” as many of the ‘little buggers’ will be crawling around the hotel grounds doing their thing - sight unseen of course. It was just the other day that I was leisurely enjoying some hot Costa Rican coffee on the veranda of the Guayabo Lodge in Turrialba Valley, when I had an encounter with a large, rather ferocious looking beetle. The creature was making his journey across a small table; unfortunately it didn’t see the table edge and the poor beetle took a dive overboard, landing unceremoniously upside down of the floor. With a little prodding, I flipped the bug over allowing it to continue it’s daily rounds. Strange but true!

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Pigeons, Mimes and Clowns at San Jose’s Plaza de la Cultura

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Posing with PigeonsLa Plaza de la Cultura (Culture Plaza) in San Jose, Costa Rica’s capital city is one of the most popular venues for locals and tourists alike. Located in the heart of San Jose’s busy downtown area, the park is flanked on one side by the Gran Hotel, at one time the most prestigious hotel in San Jose, with the National Theater looming in the background. On any given day, you’ll see a variety of street performers – mimes, clowns, jugglers, Andean folk musicians and the like - as well as local artisans displaying the wares.

People watching and feeding the pigeons are the most popular pastimes at the Plaza de La Cultura; these birds are out in force during lunchtime and after 5:00PM as well as holidays and weekends. Sort of reminds of the days, when as a little boy I used to visit Union Square, a famous landmark in downtown San Francisco and at one time, the most popular pigeon-feeding venue in the city. Of course, feeding the many pigeons that congregate at the park, can only lead one thing – a lot of bird shit and some rather unsanitary conditions. Oh well, the Ticos and their children love these foul birds…

Clowns in San JoseOn my latest visit to Costa Rica, I strolled to The Plaza sometime late afternoon on Ash Wednesday, the official start of the five day Semana de Santa (the Easter Holidays) in Costa Rica. While the rest of San Jose was relatively dead, the Plaza was jamming with activity. There were many working class Ticos at the park enjoying the start of the holidays. Mixed in with the many families (mostly parents with their small children) was a rather motley group of punk rockers. Of course, the pigeons were out in force. I observed a number of old ladies doing a rather a brisk trade selling pigeon food - small packets of corn – to the many parents, and the young children were having a field day feeding and chasing the birds. There were also several entrepreneurs making some monies by taking pictures of people, printing the photos on the spot with a portable photo printer. Some of the Ticos even had their picture taken with pigeons eating corn on the top of their head. Watching this, I shook my head, thinking why would anybody want to pay for a picture of a pigeon shitting on his head?!?!

Mimes in San JoseBesides a trio of clowns selling toy balloons shaped like phallus symbols, entertaining a small group of locals were a pair of mimes. The mimes were painted in white - the man was dressed up as a cowboy, while the lady looked like a modern version of Raggedy Ann, a famous fictional character that appeared in a popular illustrated book series written for children. The Mime duo was quite talented and experienced - as they went thru their poses, they looked like a pair of ceramic statutes. There was a real photo taking frenzy going on as most of the onlookers were busy taking pictures of the mimes with either their cell phone or pocket camera. The mimes had a decent payday as many people rewarded the performing duo by placing a small donation into their collection hat. Just another day at the park

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Welcome to Costa Rica - Home of the World’s Largest Tree Frog

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Federico - world's largest frogThere were rumors circulating that the world’s largest tree frog was recently discovered in the Highlands of Costa Rica. Measuring over 18 inches long and tipping the scales at over 2 pounds, this individual was identified by a foremost biologist as an aberration of the red-eyed tree frog (Agalychnis callidryas) which inhabit the rainforests of Central America. The giant tree frog was sighted living in the bromeliad garden at Hotel Bougainvillea, located in the suburbs of San Jose, Costa Rica’s Capital City. Normally individuals of this species of tree frogs are no more than 2 inches long.

A nocturnal species, these tree frogs are characterized by large bulging eyes that enable them to see in the dark. As with all tree frogs, sticky pads on their toes help these small creatures hang onto slippery leaves and climb trees. During the day, they sleep on bright green leaves which afford them a certain degree of camouflage from potential predators. At night, the red-eyed tree frogs are prolific hunters of the rainforest where they feast on variety of small insects- grasshoppers, flies and moths are their favorite foods. I can imagine that this giant individual at the Bougainvillea gardens has a voracious appetite.

Intrigued by this new discovery, I stayed at Hotel Bougainvillea for 3 nights on my most recent visit to Costa Rica, hoping to catch a glimpse of this giant frog. It wasn’t until my last day there that I happened to stumble upon ‘The Giant’ while strolling through the hotel’s magnificent tropical gardens. The frog was lying quietly among the bromeliads getting ready for his daytime siesta. I affectionately named the frog, Federico as I took several pictures of him before leaving San Jose.

P.S. If you go inside the gift shop at Hotel Bougainvillea, you will find some of Federico’s cousins for sale. They make good pets and are very cuddly!

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